Thursday, June 25, 2009

dunnoe la!

ystd mock orals.....walau eh i talk during conversation pause so many times,she still can say i dont take too long to answer.i tink she invidualate until sleep le....
after tat go e-hub eat....
went wif adriel,ahsoh and jarel to bedok swimmin complex.den tat ahsoh conduct walkin campaign A.K.A save 45 cents bus fare campaign
on the way ther,ho keep talkin to himself wif slang somemore.talk until like president lei,so noisy
le kong tio bui tio? TIO!den swim bout 10 laps ony den teach ho swimmin...walau eh swim frog-style all correct lei ony breathing wrong....inside water show his teeth like colgate ad like tt,filtering planktons arh.1st stroke head gt come up but den dunwan breathe,den aft tat,head come up half-way,den go bak in....aft tat go simei eat den went home lo.
i found out a way for oral le..actually is a secret,but den i very the gd one so i teach u all.
first u must do bootlicking..u must say"lao shi,ni jin tian tou fa hen mei,yi fu geng mei,lian zui mei!"like tat easily 5 marks,add ur own words can get up till 10 pts hor!
next,during conversation,try to speak in diff languages.mainly,english,chinese,indian,malay.hokkien and sign language.
heres a typical scenario.
Teacher:wad do u tink of the recently started "singapore ok" programme?
Student:wo jue de na ge (chinese)programme(english)sibei(hokkien)give thumbs up sign(sign language)sumpa!(malay)nt like tat other punani(indian) project,kana sai i tell u.
u can oso choose to add "le kong tio bui tio?" part by those taiwanese presidents.den gt ppl shout TIO!
like tat hor each language u give one pt lei.if u add more den better la.u
den in reading u give facial expression hor add wif all tis arh,u dun pass means ther smth wrong wif u arh!
ok tats bout it for now,dun nid to thank me:)

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