Sunday, September 20, 2009

The TRUE champions of Manchester!!!!!!

MANCHESTER UNITED4-man city3!!!!!!!!!Early game at Old Trafford ended in a 7 goal thriller.The devils beat the crap out of manc!!!Juz 4 the record,United let in goals due to errors n nt cos manc outplayed them.And Owen,the hero!95+mins played and scored wif virtually the last kick of the game!Old Trafford erupted in ecstacy and the rich kids tat is manc were silenced!!!Tis match showed who the real champions of Manchester were.........GLORY GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Spurs 1-MANCHESTER UNITED 3!!!!!!

The title speaks 4 itself,the devils have won,away somemore hor.Dun pray pray arh.

Friday, September 11, 2009

???

I am sooooo bored now....whole wk damn xianz lei,prbly cos i didn't gt my weekly dose of E.P.L......Namely Man Utd la...All thnx 2 world cup qualifiers arh!But todae gt match le,so ok la.Anyone noes when the show 2012 is released?Gotta catch it!So far all the shows i watched tis year was gd,except Drag me to hell?Nt even scary lo,but the effects quite gd la.The best few i caught were Transformers2,Monsters vs Aliens n wher gt ghost?All damn shiok arh!I prefer comedy or action films 2 horror films lo,i c no point in paying $6-$10 juz to scare urself uh.Transformers was mostly due to effects,all top-class,esp the part wher the naval task force was under attack.The part wher prime transform till like gundam like tat oso cool sia.The part wher the us troops parachuted from the plane was oso very nice!Another reason was of cos,Megan Fox la.LOL.Monsters v Aliens oso very funny arh,esp B.O.B,walau eh,laugh until cry siol.Wher gt ghost? oso gd,esp the hokkien parts:)All must watch arh.I xpect 2012 to be great la,juz c the trailer the effects enuf le,so powderful siol.Avatar comin out next year too:)))))But den is real-life one uh,so might be a little wierd.The Avatar lokk like cancer patient siol,can bend cancer cells uh?Imagine Aang fight Zuko,dey both score direct hits on each other,one bend fire,another bend cancer.Ony diff is tat Aang dies immedietely n Zuko dies 3 months ltr.LOL.Toy Story 3 oso comin out,miss tat show alot,but its startin to look a little childish,even 4 me!Oh well,thers no harm in watchin it rite?Actually all tis movies are basically qite gd,but sometimes it oso depends on hu u watch wif.All 3 shows tat i mentioned earlier,i watched wif frens uh,i watched wif adriel cheong in all 3.So i can conclude tat the person tat make the movie enjoyable is none other den.............ME!Ya tats rite,me!Jk la,is everyone ok?LOL.K tats bout it 4 now:)

Monday, September 7, 2009

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

4 the past dunnoe how many days or wks since i last enter tis ting,nothin much happened.Until the weekends tat is....On Friday,went 2 town with adriel,don hooooo and jarel.ther we saw one freakin cool transformers poster.3-d somemore hor!But 50 bucks.....Nvr buy la,but damn heart pain sia.......The poster got optimus,bumblebee and the fallen.In the bakground is megatron.All 3-d sia!We oso found a huge Megan Fox poster!!!walau eh,if Yong was ther arh,he sure buy one lo lol.After tat went 2 Bugis Street and 3 of them bought RETRO-themed glasses.A certain rich guy(adriel)bought black shoes for $55.Rich den step sia...Y waste the money?Just take any normal sch shoe and wear 4 one year w/o washing oso black wad.Aft tat when home:)Next day when to Loyang Point Mac at 7pm with sufyan,hooooo,adriel and engteck.Supposed to do maths......Gt do la,bout 11 qns?heheh......Den Sufyan say if he attracted to white girl and vice versa,is no surprise,cos white and black(no offence uh)are opps.And in physics,we learnt tat opps attract.Den i told him if relationship is like tat,den a zebra is a freaking gangbang la,cos white-black-white-black and so on.Haha!Den hooooo oso did a merlion xpression,but one tat severely damages the melion's reputation.When otw home,me n sufyan laugh like crazy.LOL.We say tat China gt 1.smth billion ppl.If all stand 1 line n fart,the whole of China will move hahahahaha!!!If North Korea launch missile on them,can evade arh LOL!!!1,2,3 boom!Missile evaded!!!LOL!!!Den i was getting high as usual as some of u noe when i gt tired n cant tink properly.At traffic light,the green light so big and shiny,i gave it the UFO sign n sufyan follow.Den we laugh like some siao ppl.Den when adriel say he saw b4 gt ppl faint and head hit the wall when in church,i laugh like sadist sia.Cos i tinking if he hit the wall den somebody do the teletubbies the "AGAIN!AGAIN!"den freakin funny la.LOL!!!Den i told them i laughin at wad den we all laugh like we siao like tat.lol.Den went home tired,happy and xtremely high.
K tats bout it 4 now:)Prelims come liao......lucky i gifted arh:)

Monday, August 31, 2009

Back from hell!!!

The Red Devils are bak!!!Btr den ever!!!Aft doubtful games wif birmingham and burnely,the devils destroyed wigan and pipped arse-nal!!!walau eh,dun pray pray hor!MANCHESTER UNITED are bak!!!Tis shld serve as a warning to all teams,esp liverpool and real madrid....The devils are too hot to handle,so dun even try,cos u're jz gonna get burnt!!!Glory Glory MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!

Friday, August 21, 2009

OH!-Levels(chin-nese)

err wed i tink,we gt bak chinese oh-levels.....i nvr gt A....xianz la must retake...but gd ting is tat oral and listening compre gt distinction:)so shld be can la.congratz to all those hu gt ideal results and oso HO AHSOH.gt A1 lei,bui pai hor.now shld be less stress rite?so dun anyhow come hit me hor!!!ystd humanities nite study,gt bak re-written essay,12m hor!other den tat nothin much la.todae MANCHESTER UNITED plaes wigan.i really wan to see wigan get whacked left,rite,centre.SO COME ON DEVILS!!!!!!

Friday, August 14, 2009

Henshin!

nong nong time no update le!so xianz....b4 i start,happy birthday to Alek(15 aug) and donovan(20aug)!Now addicted to one show le,MASKED RIDER DECADE!!!Now i noe how lisa feels lol.Damn cool la masked rider.decade so imbal u noe???If u wan watch go youtube,all free one so dun worry all u cheapskates out ther. Tis show sibei heong arh.in class keep tinking 'henshin'.Den cos of tis show,i always 4gt to add HER on msn.every time 4gt.Gt once i remember but i go watch masked rider instead arh,it was calling me man!but u cant blame me oso wad,cos he travelling to blade's world lei,how to resist???if its u,u'll oso watch 1st rite not???
kk tat's bout it:)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

xianz...

nvr update cos gt nothin much...todae oh-levels listening compre....so-so nia....broadcasted from some ulu-ulu radio station,no wonder dey can afford to stop all broadcasts la.i bet u ask 10 ppl,nt more den 3 gt hear b4 tis station...k lo,tats bout it for now:)

Monday, July 13, 2009

..............

first of all,happy birthday to err,wads their name arh?oh ya,err jianming and adriel!!!tis few days nothing much...today ss and english no teachers=2.5 hrs of nothingness!!!ss listen to songs on headphone,el plae dunnoe wad stupid but fun games wif adriel,dewey,sufyan and jarel.oh and the previous post on the tagboard ting,dun so angry la,jk nia.y so serious???
kk tats bout it:)

Friday, July 10, 2009

:)))))))

ello to all!tis few days phone and internet down tats y nvr blog,nt cos chin-na or north korea block internet access.ystd buy nerf gun,shiok la!on wednesday took mc for 2 days,actually ok liao on 1st day.is nt i dunwan go sch,is sch dun allow hor,pls get it str8!on wednesday went to library to "study".ther i realised zaibo was like a north korean,not knowing anything happening around him......cos he dunnoe aloha loyang is for wad...hais...den ate ther,kept laughing at meihua's tamiflu.even said tat one pill was worth more den our entire meal+drinks....thurday play blackjack and mahjong,sumpa la,i can ony win if i banker....

To those(lisa) who kpkb bout me not replying on the tagboard,let me ask u one ting.do i get paid if i reply?no rite,den i reply for wad.
aiya nvm la,since u wan me reply,i will reply all at one shot."Hi and whatever!"
ther u go, no nid to thank me.
oh and er,during my 2 days mc,i realized tat aloha very good.the bed very shiok,facilities fully provided,tight security and frequent health checks.all for free! all u have to do is go to the main gate and cough.so if anyone wans a weekend get-away,hurry and book ur places now!(terms and conditions apply)
k tats bout it for now:)

Sunday, July 5, 2009

nothing much la

todae youth day,no sch.tmw must handup el compre+emaths probabilities...xianz...
owen is goin to manu!!!den now real madrid is more scary den the previous batch of "galacticos".champions league die la.tats bout it.oh ya ystd dewey neo b'dae...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!now really end le:)

Friday, July 3, 2009

PUNANI!

i officially announce tat seoul garden will nvr ever be a choice for me to eat at regardless of breakfast(if its even open)'lunch or dinner.bloody hell!run all the way to e-hub den must cook urself!WTF!actually is go changi eat seafood buffet!but full house...so go e-hyb den i nvr eat lunch cos i tot gt buffet....den actually eat sakura international oso nt bad
But den somehow i ended up in seoul garden!bloody hell go all the way to e-hub den still must cook urself.bloody hell dey tink D.I.Y fun isit?or dey tink interactive dinner very shiok?walau eh i sit wif my bro n uncle den we all hungry n pek chek so we dump all the food in den we dun care if cooked or raw we juz eat all the food dumped inside.den all my cousin leftovers we handle siol den now gt H1NBrown le
K tats bout it:)

OH!LEVEL ORALS(CHIN-NESE)

todae was o-level orals.b4 go hall i nt nervous den when inside,i 1 min go toilet 4-5 times lei.den dey all so tense den tell lame jokes lo....ony i telling sia walau...conversation was on YOG2010!!!so ok la.i'm very sure is in the b3b4 range...no higher no lower...nt say very disappointin if i get "B" lo....cos my orals nvr once pass wif colors tat fly!haha!
k lo tats bout it:)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

nothing much

ello.....tmw orals le..chin-nese lei how to score???y cant they set it in the morning?xianz.....today study gt nothin much...but i gt bak my compo results 26/30 lei!!!pro bo my english???actually is my translating gd la haha.story was translated from chinese compre!i write less den 1 and a half page lei.some write 2-3 pages still lesser marks hor!den ystd jay go show my oral recording......1414!like reportin 4-d siol.ok tats bout it oh n gd luk for tmw's orals whoever is taking it,cos u'll nid it! :)

Friday, June 26, 2009

Transformers and the fox

ystd went for transformers at suntec.quite gd arh all those robots damn cool.although i tot optimus and the fallen would fight in the city.devastator was a total letdown lo,so useless....but the desert battle tat part was damn gd,the army and the bombers were damn cool lo.gt one robot called sideswipe,damn cool,single wheel double blade,walau eh,awesome.overall,tis movie is rather gd,although i still miss the decpticons barricade and blackout,tat robodog was freakin cool la.on the way home adriel told me megan fox is a guy O.O.....den jiayi like so sad....on the way home was the funniest,cos i was told tat cybertron itself was a transformer,we joked tat for it to transform will take 2hrs,den fall oso 2 hrs.enough for another 2 series le.aft tat still gt cybertron strikes bak haha.den jiayi wan to go for sex change like the fox,den gt alot of names to choose from,malley fox,mama fox,muthu fox,maria fox,mensus fox and many others.mthu would be stupid lo,cos when the person do kissing scene wif u,he will say "muthu,u as hot as curry."lol!
k lo tats bout it for now:)

Thursday, June 25, 2009

dunnoe la!

ystd mock orals.....walau eh i talk during conversation pause so many times,she still can say i dont take too long to answer.i tink she invidualate until sleep le....
after tat go e-hub eat....
went wif adriel,ahsoh and jarel to bedok swimmin complex.den tat ahsoh conduct walkin campaign A.K.A save 45 cents bus fare campaign
on the way ther,ho keep talkin to himself wif slang somemore.talk until like president lei,so noisy
le kong tio bui tio? TIO!den swim bout 10 laps ony den teach ho swimmin...walau eh swim frog-style all correct lei ony breathing wrong....inside water show his teeth like colgate ad like tt,filtering planktons arh.1st stroke head gt come up but den dunwan breathe,den aft tat,head come up half-way,den go bak in....aft tat go simei eat den went home lo.
i found out a way for oral le..actually is a secret,but den i very the gd one so i teach u all.
first u must do bootlicking..u must say"lao shi,ni jin tian tou fa hen mei,yi fu geng mei,lian zui mei!"like tat easily 5 marks,add ur own words can get up till 10 pts hor!
next,during conversation,try to speak in diff languages.mainly,english,chinese,indian,malay.hokkien and sign language.
heres a typical scenario.
Teacher:wad do u tink of the recently started "singapore ok" programme?
Student:wo jue de na ge (chinese)programme(english)sibei(hokkien)give thumbs up sign(sign language)sumpa!(malay)nt like tat other punani(indian) project,kana sai i tell u.
u can oso choose to add "le kong tio bui tio?" part by those taiwanese presidents.den gt ppl shout TIO!
like tat hor each language u give one pt lei.if u add more den better la.u
den in reading u give facial expression hor add wif all tis arh,u dun pass means ther smth wrong wif u arh!
ok tats bout it for now,dun nid to thank me:)

Friday, June 19, 2009

Hi?

err i 4gt my old blog the pass n username so make new 1 lor.
nothing do anyway......